iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
jaclcfrost: do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing it’s very nice
“tell the class a little about yourself”
everyone: I'm never going to leave you.
everyone: *leaves you*
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.– Virginia Woolf, Selected Letters (via fawun)
oomshi: stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg